Confessions of a Sarcastic Remark

What if sarcasm could tell us how it truly feels?  Well, you might not want to know what it thinks.  Or you can read this post anyway!

The Eggman

It's time for another poem!  I don't think this post is as absurd as last week's dialogue...well, it's probably equally as absurd, just in a different way.  Enjoy the rhymes!

Inanity

This short script is my take on absurdist fiction.  I'm pretty sure it's both absurd and fictional, so I think I succeeded.  Have fun reading!  (Tip:  reading it out loud might help.)

A Princess Story - Part II

Here it is, the epic conclusion to "A Princess Story."  How will it end?  Only one way to find out.

A Princess Story - Part I

And here goes year number 2!  I'm going to open this year with a two-parter, a story about a princess.  I don't need to say any more; the story will explain the rest.  Happy reading, and come back next week for the conclusion!

Bartholomew Templeton is Dead

This is it!  The 52nd post on Linguistic Gimmicks!  For a full year, Tuesdays have been graced with new stories, poems, and other nonsense (as you can see by the blog's title).  Quite to my own surprise, not a single Tuesday has been missed.  I'd like to thank you for reading this past year.  After all, I've been posting these stories for people to see!


To celebrate this important event, this week's post is a sort of retrospective.  It is also the fourth entry in the Bartholomew Templeton saga (all equally unrelated).  So enjoy this story, thanks for reading, and keep coming back as the blog begins year number two!

Ode to the Dial-Up Modem

Well, dear readers, we've almost reached an important milestone.  Next week marks a year that I've been posting stories, poems, and other nonsense to this blog.  But we'll wait for the full nostalgia until the momentous day next Tuesday.  In the meantime, treat yourself to a small helping of reminiscing with this poem.