This old thing sure sounds like fuzz
Still, it makes life easy for me
How it works is like a quiz
All I know is it sounds queer
Internet is mighty neat
My mail loads in ten minutes flat
It lets me search through lots of data
As long as I wait at least an hour
This invention will live forever
I can’t imagine anything faster
Wait, is this page still loading?
It’s been a day and counting
Maybe dial-up is not so great
And these sounds won’t let me think straight
There. Much better.