Mr. McGee,
He was a flea.
Toodledah oodledah dee
He always knew
Just what to do.
Boogelee doogelee moo
But then one day
He had to pay.
Litteloo nitteloo kay
Mr. VanLoo,
A gnat that flew,
Yuckebee duckebee new
Came to the bay
And had to say,
Tickaloh sickaloh tay
“I’m not a bee,
I hope you see.
Feedledah meedledah tee
Though this is true
I know ‘bout you.
Vibbelah dibbelah soo
McGee you may
Be, yes, but nay
Quibbilee xibbilee way
You’re not the beau
Of Ms. duGogh.
Ziggelah tiggelah no
For he is me,
As it should be!
Ickeloo bickeloo wee
So leave her now
And take your bow,
Gapperah dapperah zow
Or I will be
Your enemy.”
Renetta kenetta hee
McGee the flea
Knew he should flee,
Pepeeya bepeeya jee
But his love grew,
And duGogh knew.
Juggalee duggalee boo
So he said no
To VanLoo, so
Uppalah ruppalah bo
The gnat said “Hey!
Fine, you can stay.”
Foofaloo doofaloo jay
Thus he, McGee,
Married a she;
Tuckelbay muckelbay zee
They’re as happy
As they can be.
Eebaloh deebaloh ree
This is a riot. I laughed so much reading this :D
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