The hemophiliac
hemophiliac
Was a poor old
fellow.
He couldn’t be
out in the sun,
Or get a bruise
that’s yellow.
His problem was
a big one,
As I’m sure
you’ll soon see.
He loved to
drink fresh blood,
But he lost it
just as quickly.
Though riddled
with a recessive gene,
A monster he
still is.
After putting on
a band-aid,
He’ll drink
blood that is not his.
He avoids all
those cuts and scrapes
As if they were
the plague,
While innocent
young peasants
Know his blood
lust is not vague.
He is as old as
pyramids,
And pale as the
full moon.
To blood his
loyalty does lie,
Its taste—he’s
not immune.
Oh how he does
love blood,
Its color,
taste, and smells.
He starts to
weep when he thinks
About his not
right blood cells.
He lacks a
strong clotting factor
So the fibrin
cannot form.
His love of
blood in either mode
Is way against
the norm.
To compensate
for his lost blood
He has to drink
much more.
He can drink a
whole gallon,
But out a wound
it does pour.
A paradox this
seems to be,
Quite the
strange foreboding tale.
But don’t forget
my dear old friend,
It’s more common
for a male.
To bite or to bleed
Is a fifty-fifty
toss.
Such is the so sad
plight
Of a vampire
with blood loss.
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