Tuesday, December 4, 2012


We are programmed to obey signs, for better or for worse.  They usually help keep us safe, but sometimes they're just there to mess with us.  Such is the case for this list of inexistent road signs.  Let's hope it stays that way.

A list of signs rejected by the Department of Transportation:

Violators Will Be Hugged

Non-Handicapped Parking

Chicken Crossing

Caution:  Flying Pigs

X-Ray Xing

Stop In The Name Of Love

Too Late

Keep Driving

Pedestrians:  10 Points

No Entry or Exit

Toll (House Cookie) Ahead

Watch In!

Yacht Lane

Road Kill Receptacle

If You See Hazardous Driving, Please Text *341 Immediately

Danger:  Bumper Cars Testing Zone

Watch For Falling Meteors

Carpool Keep Left, Car Beach Keep Right

Exit Behind

Caution:  Sign Maker Ahead

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