The Man Who Said Too Much
The
keynote speaker took his place at the podium. He gazed intently at his the crowd. They were here to listen to him. No one else. Just his own melodious, baritone vox. Not that he could blame the conference
goers. His vocal chords always
thrummed with the spirit of angels, or so he told himself (and others). Time to let the seraphim start singing.
“I
am grateful to be in the presence of your ears and minds. Why this specificity, you may ask? To explain, I need your auditory
auricles to enable me to enter your brains, and your minds are necessary to
process my elocution so that you may fully absorb my message. With ears and minds in synchronous harmony,
the power of this speech which I shall deliver can enter your ready spirits,
informing your future actions so you have the ability to become better business
leaders. A leader does not
lead. A leader empowers. And that is exactly what I plan to do,
as long as I have your essential consent.
I see nods of affirmation.
Let us begin.”
Two
of the audience members looked at each other.
“You
know, I appreciate a solid introduction and thesis statement as much as the
next business conference attendee, but this was a bit of overkill. I mean, does my spirit really need to
be empowered by this self-proclaimed prophet CEO? Perhaps, but I would rather my mind be liberated by someone
slightly less verbose.” He looked
at his conference partner expectantly.
“If
a frog becomes a tadpole, you better watch out for thunder.”
“Oh,
good point.”
The
pair settled in to listen to the rest of the circumlocutory speech.
The Man Who Said Too Little
The keynote speaker took his place
at the podium. He gazed nervously
at the alert crowd. They were here
to listen to him. That thought
alone was enough to make his knees quiver. He should have declined the offer to be the main speaker at
the conference, but the free hotel room was just too enticing. Oh well, too late to back out now.
“Thank you for coming to listen to
me talk. Though of course you
didn’t come for me, you came for all the other speakers at this
conference. They’re pretty good. At speaking, that is. I hope their topics are interesting.”
Two of the audience members looked
at each other.
“Well
that was disappointingly brief. I
mean, I appreciate brevity, but sometimes it’s necessary to talk for a bit to
get your point across. Actually,
on second thought, perhaps it’s best for our sanity that he’s not loquacious.” He looked at his conference partner
inquisitively.
“If a frog becomes a tadpole, you
better watch out for thunder.”
“Oh,
good point.”
The
pair settled in to listen to the rest of the speech, but no further words
emanated from the speaker’s sealed mouth.
The Man Who Said Just the Right Amount
The
keynote speaker took his place at the podium. He gazed nervously at the alert crowd. They were here to listen to him. Well, he would deliver, as that was the
job he was agreed to do. And that
is what he always did: perform to
meet people’s expectations, but not much more. After all, if you consistently surpass what people expect,
you have to keep improving, and that’s no facile task. So he would do what he came out to do
and do no more.
“Welcome
to this year’s business conference.
An expo of melding minds. A
symposium of synergistic problem solving.
I am blessed to be the one to open this weekend of mutual learning for
you fine leaders this morning.
Education is like porridge.
You must learn certain topics at just the right time. Wait too long and the information is no
longer fresh; too short and the data may be incomplete. I am pleased to say that today the
porridge is just right. So dig in during
this conference. You’ll be glad
you did.”
Two of the audience members looked
at each other.
“Metaphors
are always an apt method at catching an audience’s attention. And I feel he did just that. I mean, sometimes it helps to be
straightforward, but a nice smattering of alliteration always gets me excited
to learn.” He looked at his
conference partner for affirmation.
“If a frog becomes a tadpole, you
better watch out for thunder.”
“Oh,
good point.”
The
pair settled in to listen to the rest of the speech, but the speaker merely
smiled and departed, knowing that he had completed his task satisfactorily.
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