Tik tok
Goes the clock
The hands read
ten
No! I’m late for work again!
~
Round the world
the little birds fly,
Floating up in
the big blue sky.
They see the
sun, they see the stars,
They see the
hunter and his shotgun.
~
Little boy Henry
Sat up in the
belfry,
Drawing with
chalk on the floor.
He drew a white
star,
Not a plane nor
a car,
For he was a
Satanist.
~
There once was a
horse named Fran:
He was the
fastest in the land.
No one could
beat him in a race;
Fran would just
spit in their face.
Then one day
Fran fell and broke his leg,
And karma made
him have to beg.
~
Cars go fast,
But they don’t
last:
Their engines
break,
They fall in the
lake,
Their hubcaps
snap,
Mirrors crack
with a tap,
Transmissions
die,
And the wheels
cry.
These repairs
are costly,
Your wallet will
shrink tautly.
The repairmen
will laugh,
And you’ll feel
daft.
~
One, two, sneeze
kerchoo.
Three, four,
tissues—more!
Five, six, being
sick has its tricks.
Seven, eight,
the nausea’s not late.
Nine, ten,
death’s in the den.
~
There was an old
lady who lived in a sneaker,
Her neighbor’s
home was a clog.
Next to her was
a man in a boot,
And the last on
their street slept in slippers.
They all hated
each other.
~
Dogs go woof,
Cats say meow.
When you hit me
with that hammer
I shout, “Son-of-a-bi—!”
I shout, “Son-of-a-bi—!”
~
If you put your
thumb in a pie,
Your finger will
be sticky.
~
Little Susie
Sat in the
Jacuzzi.
She was there
for an hour,
And she left
with minor burns and permanently wrinkled skin.
Susie’s daughter
Played by the
water.
She swam for a
day,
And came home
with sunburn and jellyfish stings.
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