All’s fair in
love and Monopoly.
I enjoy eating
pizza with mushrooms and friends.
Calendars are
confusing: they show your dates on
dates.
Last night, Jon
saw a movie and a way to escape from prison.
When I passed
the exam I felt pride and indigestion.
It’s too dark to
make light of the situation.
Tom was attacked
yesterday by bees and hit men.
Yesterday,
Harold tied his shoes and the baseball game.
I caught a cough
while running through the trough, though I thought nothing of it.
How many licks
does it take to get to the center of the earth?
In the universe
your neighbors are all aliens, much like in the suburbs.
Creativity
spawns ideas and demons.
I’d like to buy
the world a Coke, but that would cost too much money.
His statement
was punctuated by silence and a period.
Buster blocked
the path while watching a blockbuster.
If one train
left Boston and 9:00 am, and one train left Seattle at 9:30 am, they never
passed each other because their routes didn’t intersect.
Two out of
three’s not bad if you don’t care about winning.
She shivered
because of a creepy thought and the icebox she was trapped in.
Real estate is
all about location, unless it’s about money, unless it’s about the heated
swimming pool in the backyard that has a hot tub added on with disco lights
that turn on at night.
Storyscreaming
is often more effective than storytelling to get people’s attention.
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