Horrific Folktales of the Turkeys: Hansel and Gobble

It's that time again:  time for another harrowing tale with our favorite turkey protagonists.  You might think this turkey tale sounds familiar, but you'll be surprised.  There's more to this fowl species's folklore than you may think.  So sit back (but keep a straight posture), relax (but not too much), and enjoy (no restrictions on this)!

The Apogee of Effigies

It's time to post another ode to Abraham Lincoln (for my first, see his escapades with the Squid).  Really, it's a meta-ode, since this is a poem about someone else's appreciation of the great president.  So without further ado, some poetry.

Littering Litter

There's no better way to start off a new year than with a poem based around a pun title.  Because puns are the best.  Enough said.

Horrific Folktales of the Turkeys: Red Wattle

While this story doesn't connect to today's holiday, it's never a bad time to learn more about the turkey culture.  So enjoy this tale, and happy holidays!

The Selfish Shellfish

I may not be able to eat shellfish (allergies), but that can't stop me from writing about them. And I might even throw in a moral or two.

Veggie Children

I've always believed that plants have feelings.  Well, not really, but let's pretend for a moment that they do.  Pretend, and (actually) enjoy the tale!

Signs

We are programmed to obey signs, for better or for worse.  They usually help keep us safe, but sometimes they're just there to mess with us.  Such is the case for this list of inexistent road signs.  Let's hope it stays that way.